The Winkies of February

February and March have been long months for the Gay Librarian, although, frankly, he can’t really remember what made February long. Perhaps only that it was February. He does remember that all that made the month bearable was the Jeff Gannon/James Dale Guckert scandal. The Librarian felt almost famous in that he shares a name [...]

The Phantom of the Opera is there Inside my mind

Saturday I dragged myself from my sick bed to see Andrew Lloyd-Webber’s Phantom of the Opera with Steven. I’m pleased to say that hot, farting woman seems not to have renewed her season tickets, so I’m left to contend only with the fat-headed people in front of me and with how much I hate the [...]

Here in LA

Today I’m in Monroe, LA, attending a class at the Louisiana Library Association meeting. You will become even more jealous when I tell you that, here in the Holiday Inn—the best hotel in Monroe, LA—, where the conference is taking place, there is a free cocktail hour where you can get two cocktails for free. [...]