While in Atlanta for Pride, the Librarian met his long-time friend Barbara Merchant. Barbara and the Librarian have been friends for 13 years, but had never met until last month. It started with an email salon. A group of friends who had lived near each other, gone to school with each other, had known each [...]
Don’t Let the Bed Bugs Bite. No, Seriously.
The Librarian recently stayed at a reputable hotel in Jacksonville, FL and was bitten by bed bugs. The Librarian, always a delicate flower, is scarred and itching more than a week later. “Show ‘im your bites!” exclaimed the Librarian’s friend and colleague Sheila in an attempt to put her husband off his fondue one evening. [...]
Send This to Somone You Love Or You Will Die
So there is a meme, a thingie, a chain letter that has made it’s way into blog format. It isn’t really threatening. The Librarian’s friend Max would never do anything to harm the Librarian unless a gorgeous man with a couple of drinks and a cigarette lighter were standing behind the Librarian, making the same [...]
Happy Holiday!
Today is Memorial Day, and, to celebrate, the Gay Librarian has decided that, until midnight, he’ll look only at military themed art photos on the web. And, before anyone says anything, Sargeant Sodomy, while strictly speaking, a park policeman or something, has a military bearing and is therefore Memorial Day worthy. The Librarian was recently [...]
Remember The Something or The Other
The Librarian is seriously considering renaming the blog, which he neglects most woefully due to his newfound interest in knitting and just complaining about everyone and everything to anyone who will listen, excuse me, renaming the blog, “The Drunken Gay Librarian” since “The Drunken Librarian” is too ambiguous by far since all the librarians the [...]
Somewhere in Florida
The Librarian had plans, such plans!, to post in regard to existential philosophy, objectivist philosophy, and the high school losers who discovered these philosophies (or however the f… it’s spelled), but the Librarian is entirely too drunk to go on about these things. In addition, hours before the last manhattan, he promised to get up [...]
Who Writes Online Quizzes?
The Gay Librarian fears that, because of the last two posts, readers will begin to believe that he is all about winky; this cannot be farther from the truth. Because the Gay Librarian is a librarian who is gay, the Librarian is all about information and also, as previously discussed, ass. But March was a [...]
How Much is that Basket in the Window?
The Gay Librarian was probably a little too harsh in one of his recent posts in re: other librarians and the need to become a little less schizophrenic in the way we, as a profession, present ourselves. The Librarian can only plead crankiness brought on by the endless and pointless Signet Classics foreword to Ivanhoe, [...]
Grumblings from the Editorial Staff
Once again the Gay Librarian has been dilatory in posting to this site. The assumption of anyone who reads regularly may be that the Librarian must have a life and is hard-pressed to take time off from his busy work and social schedule to actually write about these things. The truth, however, is that the [...]
Meaningless Drivel
The Librarian packed Ivanhoe for his trip to Chattanooga, TN, so, really what is there to do but write a blog entry? Which isn’t to say that there isn’t anything to do in Chattanooga. There’s an aquarium, which the Librarian has seen only when its lights were all off and the Librarian was drunk, so [...]
